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michaxl:

what would jesus do with that big fat butt

(via menacearm)

mishtiquee:

closet-sherlockian:

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precisely

(via pink-sodaa)

It’s funny that some guys still think girls wear makeup for them. “A natural faced girl is much better, we don’t like heavy makeup.” You know what, fuck you. Makeup is fun to do, we do it to feel good and because it’s fulfilling when you get your brows and wings perfect so fuck you to everyone who thinks makeup is for other people.
Go away now.

The photos are getting taken so we can sell our house.
Shits gettin real!

Me most of the year:Want that. Want that. Want that.
Me near my birthday & Christmas:I CANNOT THINK OF A SINGLE THING I WANT.